The Cock is in the Mail

The cock is in the mail

Charlie and I walked down to the post office for our morning break.  Now you all know how I feel about the postal system.  In case you don’t they are inept baboons who are on the government payroll costing the country MILLIONS; And bills seem to be the only thing that makes it to the destination on time.  Never cards, never presents just bills. This was the first thought when I heard the COCK A DOODLE DOO from the back of the warehouse.

YEP!  Someone was mailing a rooster….A ROOSTER!

IMMEDIATELY I needed to know how it was packaged? How much did it cost? How long would it take to get there and most importantly, how many have died in this process?

After I listed all the questions……the cock jokes began.  ß c’mon, you saw that coming 😊

Post Master General charged with losing a man’s cock.

Help wanted: cock handler

USPS – The fastest way to send your cock

Cock.  We deliver for you.

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