I learned two VERY important life hacks today that blew my mind.
First was the fact that I FINALLY understood what is making my hair piss me off as much as it has for the past month or so. It is a little thing called breakage. Ya….not a new term, just one that is finally making sense. That explains why I have so many fly-aways and untamable ends. ARGH! Thankfully I have a hair appointment manana. I still plan on chopping a bunch off, in the hopes to lighten the load so it will hold a curl. But now I will also ask how to keep this shit from happening any more.
I never said these revelations would impress you or anything. I am just happier than a pig in shit that I get it now.
The next one is the ability to turn the notifications off from a post on FaceBook. The only reason I don’t like more shit or wish someone well is, I do NOT want to spend the rest of the day with my phone blowing up cause the rest of the family begins to comment too. Now that won’t happen and I can leave a comment of every damn post I see. You have been warned.
Stay tuned to see if I ever learn how to NEVER run out of coffee or tampons. One would think that lesson would have been the priority.