Threesome

Bonnie and Clyde are my peeps.  My family away from family, my crew, my village.  When the three of us are together, we defy most typical society behavior.  It is a unique relationship that was instant and I wouldn’t trade for the world.

Bonnie and I bonded over our creativeness, desire to be lazy and talk shit as well as a handful of medical issues.  I would not be where I am today had it not been for her love and guidance.

Clyde and I bonded over our mutual love of me 🙂  I mean I am pretty awesome and I love the shit out of being me; therefore, it make perfect sense that he would be head over heels for me.

I have a text string with both of them on my phone.  We send memes that remind us of one another; along with guilt ridden messages about how much we miss each other across the miles.  Same time zone but what feels like a million miles away.

I have a  text string with Bonnie.  We talk about her frustrations with Clyde, her desire for a new job as well as loving messages letting one of us know we are thinking about the other.

I also have a text string with Clyde.  No one wants to know what is on that string.

Well I sent a message to Bonnie, agreeing that Clyde’s request for a BJ is absolutely ridiculous; given his habit of not lifting a finger around the house.  Only I sent it to Clyde :/

I am sure this is going to make the group chat awkward.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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